Archive for July 2007
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<TRG> so, my mom was putting in her CD with church pics but it wouldnt work on her computer
<TRG> so she put it in mine
<TRG> now, the last thing I watched on windows media player was hardcore lesbian porn
<TRG> that got into the action right away
<TRG> so my mom puts in the cd into my computer
<TRG> opens up windows media players
<TRG> and the porn starts playing
<TRG> and when I realized what was happening I was like “oh fuck”
<TRG> but then…
<TRG> she goes berserk
<TRG> she was screaming “THIS CD HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL”
<TRG> and she took out a HAMMER
<TRG> and smashed the fucking CD
<TRG> it was the best thing ever
<TRG> not only was I completely off the hook
<TRG> you have to love the awesome displays of religious apeshit
<TRG> I think if god existed, he put people like my mom on this earth to entertain us
I found this on Flickr, thought I’d share.
This was not a happy kid. 
Seriously, Transformers is one of the best action movies I’ve seen in a long time. If you’re an 80’s child I recommend it even more, you surely grew up with Transformers as part of your childhood.
The movie is packed with action from beginning to end and the story is pretty good too. In addition to all the awesome fighting scenes, the slick transformations for both the Autobots and Decepticons, the movie is full of comedy. Whenever there is character or plot development, you will be on the edge of your seat or cracking up. Sam, the main human character just has something that makes him hilarious. Without giving any of the movie away, I strongly recommend you go watch it.
I’ve been telling some of you about the new Bank of America atms. They’re pretty cool because when you want to deposit money to your account, you don’t have to use an envelope or even count your money. You can insert a check and the machine will automatically find the amount and confirm this amount with you before depositing to your account. Also if you have cash, all you have to do is stack it up in order from higher to lower denomination and insert it into the receptacle for cash. The machine will then count it and show you the results and wait for you to confirm that the amount is correct. You should still count your money before you put it in there, for good measure. But I think it is still cool that they’ve taken one step to simplify this process. I hope they replace the remaining old machines with these new fancy one soon.
After you insert the cash, you’ll see this and hear the familiar bill counting machine noise going on inside of the atm.
After processing, you can verify that the machine counted your money correctly.
Jan 10 2008, update. I posted a follow up to this story. Feel free to check it out if you want to see my expanded comments on it.